So, I had the little sucker by the wing……with my finger on the OUTSIDE of my nose……..den hottie Kiwi says…..I have one of two options……neither of which are gonna be pleasant………I am told!

But least he was helping…..DH was over in corner just shakin’ his head…..only my Mags!\

So Kiwi, explains the following options….which also included a short brief, clear and concise demonstration…..ya know that Maya Diving service!

1. Blow out hard as I can…….there is mucho risk that this will NOT work as the timing of lifing the finger and blowing must be delicatly cooordinated and if not done correctly the situation will get worse long before it gets better.

OR……..old school it…….

2. Suck in, release finger…….den real, real hard…….go for the muther load of a luggy…….like yer life depends on it……..I am told that for me, this is the option I should choose……….after a small demonstration, from my lovey DM friend…….I was aiming for some palm tree about 12 feet away……….

I sucked in, released the beast………..and dug deep, I mean real deep…..I think I even got the remainer of the pneonmna that I had left in my lungs from childhood…….and outta my mouth came skeeter…….dang thing did sumersault……bounced otta pile of phlem……and flew off inta distance……..what a wild ride that musta been!

I turned to my DM peeps, took my bow and shot of tequilla that was waiting for me!

And THAT is how to get a Mexican skeeter otta nose!

I think Kiwi and I have bonded on a level that most will never understand!LOL

Thanks again Kiwi!

Cheers-
Mags

I take care of bano business and carefully exit this dark place…….all was well until I took the final step down to re-join my group.

Big breath IN……………..stepped down into the dark humid night…..and WAMMO…….I dun sucked in skeeter up me nostril!!!!!!

And with my gato like reflexes caught him with finger outside of nose…..about say half way up…….kinda looked like santa….ya noze?

Now what Mags?

How ya gonna fix dis one…..darned gato!!!!!

I had the bugger by a wing, I could feel him floppin around……creepy feeling……..hummm…….so what cha gonna do, ya be in middle of jungle….with a skeeter trapped in nose……now what???????

Do you tell DH, he is gonna be pissed!!!!

But ya gato, gato……..he is waiting to leave……..

So, make my way back to the table full of, well you guessed it…..bunch of my way kewl Dive Master friends……..and I announce…..

PROBLEMO!!!!!

Now I know how to get Mexican skeeter otta nose!

Thanks to the knowledgable, capable and friendly staff of Maya Diving!:-)

Cheers-
Mags

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Me thinks a preview option would be of great assistance to those of us who are not that smart, oh great Canadian one!

Cheers-
Mags

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Or maybe this code will do it….

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This is just a test…..so be patient…..

Cheers-
Mags

Yes, I am a malo gato…..but I am coming….tell Danny to get his cat suit ready, we can pose for pix, if you dare!LOL

How many days……hummmm…..can’t count it….seems like dog years……and it is cold here…..I need the beach and beer!

And tell K-Willy to get some board shorts….that blue speedo scared me!LOL…but we named a dive site together….how much fun was that!…AWESOME DM!!!…..so I will forgive him for his fashion sense…..dang, I wish my arse was high and tight like that!…urrrrggg!

Danny, well he doesn’t scare me……NEVER!!!…..ok, can you feel me squirming!…hehehehe……cave divers, ya know!LOL

And then Big Will, well I have no words, hubba hubba!

Miss you all…….see you soon!

Cheers-
Mags

Yep, yer gato is on her way!

See ya soon….and tell Danny to be prepared!LOL

Congrats to Jim and Jack, way to go…..Maya Diving is AWESOME!

Cheers-
Mags